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The Thucydidean Theory
Chapter III: World Reclamation

Independent (2008) Tohm

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The Thucydidean Theory – Chapter III: World Reclamation — Independent, 2008

Chapter III: World Reclamation is a bizarre release. The Thucydidean Theory combine punk and trance arrangements that are heavily bass-driven. This four song release features female vocals that mingle with vocal-like synth sounds. "Please Stop Calling My Office and Yelling 'Cunt' at Whoever Answers the Telephone" is the most upbeat track on World Reclamation. Although the band's hybridized ideas are ambitious, they lack a cohesive sound. The separate instruments don't mesh very well with one another, but it's apparent that the potential is there.

3.8 / 10Tohm • July 23, 2009

The Thucydidean Theory – Chapter III: World Reclamation cover artwork
The Thucydidean Theory – Chapter III: World Reclamation — Independent, 2008

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